The Tentacle Two-Step September 29 2015, 0 Comments

The tentacle two-step is an octopus’s nightmare.
With sixteen limbs (eight are his, and eight are hers)
It’s hard to not get tangled.
So at octopus parties not one of them dances,
Not one of them wiggles or shakes,
Instead they use those limbs they’ve got
To stuff their mouths with cake.