Hide-and-Seek Pete March 22 2018

My neck sticks out to the side.
It ain’t no good when I hide.
I’ll stand by a tree
But you’ll always find me,
’Cause my neck sticks out to the side.

And my knees are a little bit creaky,
So it’s hard for me to be sneaky.
When I crouch down low
You’ll know where to go,
’Cause my knees are a little bit creaky.

And my nose it whistles loudly,
So it won’t be hard to spot me.
Just wait for a tweet
And my knees to go creak
And my neck to stick out and you’ll find me.

So why do they call me hide-and-seek Pete
When I’m no good at hiding?
Well I’ll close my eyes
And you go and hide,
And I’ll show you how good I’m at finding.